Brand Spanking New Saucy & Very Rude Cocktails Kit

Ladiezz, Gentlemen, illegitimate lovers & others doireallyhavetogotoworktoday are ‘pleased’ to announce another addition to our ‘growing stock’ range.

Without trying to sound even a little bit like a Tom Baker by spilling Innuendos in every other sentence, we will rely on our wits & pure ‘unadulterated’ knowledge of internet listing policy’s to take every step possible to describe this game to you without ‘arousing’ suspicion. *

So, are you ready for a session ‘ between the sheets’? After ‘ an indecent proposal’ and the evenings reaching it’s ‘ climax’ you can be sure this kit will guarantee you a ‘ screaming orgasm’!  

This essential party item has everything you need to share an ‘ angel’s kiss’ with your mates other half and they won’t even notice!

With over 20 different lewd cocktails ranging from the suggestive ‘ sex on the sofa’ to the unquestionably brazen ‘ silk panties’

This kit includes:

·           48 page cocktail recipe book

·           extremely suggestive ice cube tray

·           6 drink stirrers

·           12 umbrellas

·           Stickers (don’t ask)